For a Covid-free sendoff...
Often the deceased are simply loaded onto trucks and wheeled away to an uncertain fate. (Remind you of Soylent Green, does it?)
Here at Trump Body Bags we feel your pain. And like our former national leaders, we're taking bold, decisive action. In fact, many people are saying this is the greatest response ever to a surfeit of bodies and that no one has seen such quick action before.
For a limited time you can avoid the ignominy of having a member of your family trundled off to eternity wrapped only in a bedsheet. Instead, make plans now to specify transportation in a Trump Body Bag.
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November 1, 2021: Deaths attributed to Covid-19 have reached 780,000. The US is projected to reach our former president's goal of one million undeserving losers by spring of 2022. Don't let your loved one go to Glory in a plain unlined shroud; commit now to a Trump Body Bag! in fact if you haven't recognized our satirical intent, you should be committed.
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